Summer Sunshine June 30, 2005
Posted by Sina in : Daily , trackback
Roll out those lazy hazy crazy days of summer. Those days of soda and pretzels and beer. 
Roll out those lazy hazy crazy days of summer. Dust off the sun and moon and sing a song of cheer.
So Friday is Canada Day (my favourite day
of the year) and I’m overflowing with glee. Don’t have anything planned yet
(I’m working on it), but that doesn’t matter. Wish I had more money though. Oh
well.
Oh yah, Texas was fun. Too many rednecks for my liking though, geeeez. And gosh,
they have ugly money. Ugly. But for some reason I don’t hate Americans
as much now. Sure, they’re loud and stupid, but it isn’t their fault. There’s
so much propaganda around you that you don’t even notice after 10 minutes of being
there. You try living there without being assimilated into that America-centric
mentality. "I really feel God is judging America
right now." No you idiot! God is judging the WORLD. Idiots.
So I’ve been searching the net trying to figure out what this scientology stuff
is, but I’ve had no luck. I’ve figured something out: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT
SCIENTOLOGY IS! (Does it even exist?) I mean, we know they believe in some sort
of God that is personal to each individual, and then some sort of life force or
energy that we all have. They call this ‘energy’ that we all have Theta, and
hence humans are Thetans. (And why the fuck are they using Greek letters?! We
generally use theta to represent angles, and here they are defining it as
‘energy’ – whatever that is. So what now, you’d better take care of your Theta
or else your Gamma will overtake your body and you will become a Gammian, the
anti-Thetan????? ) But here’s my problem: where’s the science in SCIENtology? I
haven’t seen any. Not anything. There’s nothing scientific to mention because
there’s literally nothing there. You a name a few things after Greek letters
and now all of a sudden you’re calling yourself a scientist?? Dumbasses.
Enough bitching from me for one day. My apologies to Americans and Scientologists
everywhere, it’s really not your fault. You are the victims.
I should go now, my Sigma needs attending to.
May the force be with you
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