Gold

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Pinky: Well I think so Brain, but if they call people from Poland Poles, why don’t they call people from Holland Holes?

It happened on a Thursday

MAC: Hi, I’m a Mac.

PC: And I’m a PC.

MAC: Okay, well actually I gotta get going. Have a good night.

PC: Where are you going?

MAC: Oh I’m just going to a party.

PC: Your owner takes you to parties?

MAC: Oh yah all the time, I’m a total chick magnet. You see all my cool features really drive the girls crazy.

PC: Oh yes, of course.

MAC: Do you have any plans tonight PC?

PC: Oh no, I have to stay home and spend the night reformatting. You know, that time of the month.

MAC: Ewwww that’s too bad. You see with my anatomy I don’t get that ‘time of the month’ thing.

PC: Oh wow, you’re lucky. Next you’re gonna tell me you don’t know what ‘desktop.ini’ is. Hahaha

MAC: Actually I don’t.

PC: Oh…

[pause]

PC: It’s a file Windows has to create if you want to view things in a folder as thumbnails. It stores one in every folder.

MAC: Every folder?

PC: Every single one.

MAC: No wonder you have to reformat every month.

PC: I know…. I’m designed for failure. Sigh

Narf

Brain: Come now Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.

Pinky: Why Brain, what are we doing tomorrow night?

Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!