Close your eyes and dream August 25, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Daily , add a commentIt’s not like I’ve been waiting or anything.
Now I'm not so sure August 24, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Daily , add a commentCass: What would you do for a pretty face?
Sina: Anything.
Cass: Really?
Sina: Ummmm
[pause]
Sina: Yah, anything.
Cass: You’re pathetic.
Open Letter August 21, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Daily , add a commentDear October weather,
Please leave and come back in October.
Thanks,
Sina
This could be heaven or this could be hell August 21, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Prayers , add a commentHinn: Hey
Sina: Oh hey Ben, how’s it going?
Hinn: Oh I feel it today, I feel Jesssssus.
Sina: Oh yah? That’s cool I guess.
God: Yo
Sina: Oh hey God.
[pause]
Sina: Oh sorry. Benny, this is my good friend God. God this is Benny.
Hinn: PRAISE HIM!
God: Praise who?
Hinn: HIM! Praise HIM!!!
God: Dude, you need to relax.
Sina: Oh sorry, Ben gets like that sometimes.
Hinn: God, do you favour me? Is that why you heal through me?
God: I’m sorry, who are you??
Hinn: Oh Jesus! I’ve been fooled! You’re not God! God knows everything!!
God: Ohhhhh I know who you are now. You must be one of those guys Satan was able to trick, I often forget about you guys. That’s okay don’t feel bad, he’s quite clever. So how you doing?
Hinn: Huh??
Sina: Okay well Ben, God and I are gonna go watch Superbad, we’ve been waiting for it all month. Uhhhhh take care.
Free Knowledge August 17, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Daily , add a commentI just discovered iTunes U.
It’s the best thing ever. Check it out if you use iTunes.
Take off your cool August 16, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Daily , 3commentsSina: Did you used to like the Spice Girls when you were young?
Tia: I don’t even know who the Spiced Girls are.
Sina: Oh wow, I feel old.
Tia: I know the song though.
Sina: That doesn’t make me feel better…