Praise the Hiring Manager

Shiva: Your résumé sucks.

Sina: What are you talking about?

Shiva: According to the text in the Résumé Bible, you’re intro paragraph needs to be two sentences longer.

Sina: There’s no such thing as a ‘Résumé Bible’.

Shiva: Of course there is, it’s right here, look. The words of the Résumé Bible are revealed to us by the Hiring Manager. The Hiring Manager is the most powerful person in the employment process, He is the ultimate decider of what is right and wrong on your application. And according to the sacred texts, your intro paragraph needs to be longer.

Sina: Shiva I don’t like you imposing your religious beliefs on me.