Put dem on me bookshelf November 30, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Main , 2commentsI was just going through some old pictures and I came across these.
I think they’re circa grade 10, or possibly grade 11….I can’t decide if it was pre-Katie or not. But I’m pretty sure it was spring, so it must have been grade 10. I had just gotten my first webcam and was playing around with it and made these to send to Cuqui. I recall her actually finding it funny and not pulling her usual “you’re stupid” — but I could be wrong, I often have bad memory.
I’ve also been listening to Bookshelf mixes all night, so I’m up to my ears in grade 10 nostalgia.
A typical conversation with my best friends November 9, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Main , add a commentWord-for-word via Twitter…
Terry: @sina You better have a lady lined up for me when I come home. That was our deal. Remind George about his duty as well.
Sina: @terry fuck you. email george yourself and tell him. you better bring a Korean girl for me. no, THREE korean girls to choose from.
Terry: @sina Learn to keep your fucking promise. I will fucking bitch slap you with my cock, you fucking cunt muscle.
Sina: @terry you’re so fucking vulgar. no girl i find is gonna wanna hear that shit.
Cuqui: @terry @sina that’s not entiiiiirely true…
Sina: @cuqui @terry name one wholesome girl terry would like that would be okay with that potty mouth
Cuqui: @sina @terry was talking about myself dinkus.
Sina: @terry @cuqui fine….terry, i already have a girl lined up for you then. done. now get my three koreans
So how big is your bedroom? November 3, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Main , add a commentVal: Is this a date?
Sina: Well it depends on what you mean by “date”
Val: Okay…well, did you ask me here because you’re interested in me romantically?
Sina: If by “interested in you romantically” you mean “interested in you with your clothes off”, then I choose not to comment.
Val: …
Sina: …..at this time
Val: Wow Sina, you’re really bad at this dating thing.
Sina: Ms Val, you’re really bad at this…..thing.
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Sina: *cough* plus your face is ugly
There exists a delta November 1, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Main , add a commentLisa: So what, we’re not friends anymore?
Sina: My dear friend, I’m not sure we were ever friends.
Lisa: But you just called me your “dear friend”.
Sina: Oh beautiful, that was just an empty term of endearment.