Rules
Inspired by Wedding Crashers and the Rules of the Internet, I’ve compiled my own list of life rules.
1. You alone are responsible for your own happiness.
2. Always walk on the sunny side of the street.
3. You will get through it.
4. Your destiny is something that is meant to happen, it is not an excuse for making reckless choices.
5. There is always a choice.
6. Never delete anything.
7. Wikipedia knows everything.
8. All smart people use Wikipedia.
10. You can learn whatever you don’t know.
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34. If it exists, there is porn of it.