This could be heaven or this could be hell August 21, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Prayers , add a commentHinn: Hey
Sina: Oh hey Ben, how’s it going?
Hinn: Oh I feel it today, I feel Jesssssus.
Sina: Oh yah? That’s cool I guess.
God: Yo
Sina: Oh hey God.
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Sina: Oh sorry. Benny, this is my good friend God. God this is Benny.
Hinn: PRAISE HIM!
God: Praise who?
Hinn: HIM! Praise HIM!!!
God: Dude, you need to relax.
Sina: Oh sorry, Ben gets like that sometimes.
Hinn: God, do you favour me? Is that why you heal through me?
God: I’m sorry, who are you??
Hinn: Oh Jesus! I’ve been fooled! You’re not God! God knows everything!!
God: Ohhhhh I know who you are now. You must be one of those guys Satan was able to trick, I often forget about you guys. That’s okay don’t feel bad, he’s quite clever. So how you doing?
Hinn: Huh??
Sina: Okay well Ben, God and I are gonna go watch Superbad, we’ve been waiting for it all month. Uhhhhh take care.
I wanna see you June 26, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Prayers , add a commentSina: Quick question
God: What
Sina: I spilled coffee on my dictionary, so it’s hard to read a few of the pages. Anyway. “Life”, I need the definition.
God: Oh, well the meaning of life is that in a desert full of sand… — Hey! You think you can trick me like that?! I’m all-knowing, all-seeing, all-doing, all-everything.
Sina: Sorry
God: I must say though, you’re quite clever.
Sina: Why thanks. You’re not so bad yourself.
I can't stop questioning May 27, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Prayers , add a commentSina: I need a favour
God: What’s that
Sina: Oh nevermind, it’s too much a bother
God: No tell me
Sina: Okay, well. I sorta need a second chance.
God: I don’t think I can do that, you know the rules.
Sina: Yah I know. I would just really appreciate this, just this one time.
God: I can’t. I’m sorry.
Sina: Yah I know, it’s okay.
Cool wind in my hair May 18, 2007
Posted by Sina in : Prayers , add a commentSina: Hey
God: Yo
Sina: What’s up?
God: Nada much. How’re you?
Sina: I’m fine. I keep getting heat from all these people saying I use your name in vain. Does it bother you?
God: Nah man it’s all good. I don’t care.
Sina: That’s what I keep telling them. So we’re cool right?
God: Fo shizzle