Latex Condo December 26, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Daily , add a commentJenn: Did you buy a condo?
Sina: I think so
Jenn: Really?
Sina: Well, I signed a piece of paper and then they told me I owned a condo. Apparently that’s all it takes.
Jenn: Are you sure you weren’t actually signing over your consent to be used in a secret government experiment involving next generation brainwashing techniques that may or may not result in you developing a permanent involuntary spasm in your left eye??????
Sina: No. But I mean…I still got a condo out of it.
I wish I knew Natalie Portman (for real, though) December 3, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Daily , 1 comment so farSo I was shopping last week when I suddenly had the strangest urge to see how much money it was possible for me to spend in one day. Being a gentleman and a man of science, I was obliged to accept this challenge proposed to me by my own subconcious…
Or at least I thought I did. Some damn lawyers had to get in the way with their damn lawyering. But alas, Babylon cannot defeat me and the deal finally went through today (I think) without any concessions on my part.
In much more interesting news, I’ve been over-playing this song the past few days. Like, over and over and over and…