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A typical conversation with my best friends November 9, 2009

Posted by Sina in : Daily , add a comment

Word-for-word via Twitter…

Terry: @sina You better have a lady lined up for me when I come home. That was our deal. Remind George about his duty as well.

Sina: @terry fuck you. email george yourself and tell him. you better bring a Korean girl for me. no, THREE korean girls to choose from.

Terry: @sina Learn to keep your fucking promise. I will fucking bitch slap you with my cock, you fucking cunt muscle.

Sina: @terry you’re so fucking vulgar. no girl i find is gonna wanna hear that shit.

Cuqui: @terry @sina that’s not entiiiiirely true…

Sina: @cuqui @terry name one wholesome girl terry would like that would be okay with that potty mouth

Cuqui: @sina @terry was talking about myself dinkus.

Sina: @terry @cuqui fine….terry, i already have a girl lined up for you then. done. now get my three koreans

A typical conversation with my friend March 3, 2008

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Terry: Is that R2D2?

Sina: No, that’s C3PO.

Terry: Oh R2D2 is the fat robot.

Sina: Robots aren’t fat. They’re robots.

Terry: Shut up.

[pause]

Terry: Yo why is that the first funny thing you’ve said since I’ve known you?

Sina: You’re dumb eh.