I wish I knew Natalie Portman (for real, though) December 3, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Main , 1 comment so farSo I was shopping last week when I suddenly had the strangest urge to see how much money it was possible for me to spend in one day. Being a gentleman and a man of science, I was obliged to accept this challenge proposed to me by my own subconcious…
Or at least I thought I did. Some damn lawyers had to get in the way with their damn lawyering. But alas, Babylon cannot defeat me and the deal finally went through today (I think) without any concessions on my part.
In much more interesting news, I’ve been over-playing this song the past few days. Like, over and over and over and…
A typical conversation with my best friends November 9, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Main , add a commentWord-for-word via Twitter…
Terry: @sina You better have a lady lined up for me when I come home. That was our deal. Remind George about his duty as well.
Sina: @terry fuck you. email george yourself and tell him. you better bring a Korean girl for me. no, THREE korean girls to choose from.
Terry: @sina Learn to keep your fucking promise. I will fucking bitch slap you with my cock, you fucking cunt muscle.
Sina: @terry you’re so fucking vulgar. no girl i find is gonna wanna hear that shit.
Cuqui: @terry @sina that’s not entiiiiirely true…
Sina: @cuqui @terry name one wholesome girl terry would like that would be okay with that potty mouth
Cuqui: @sina @terry was talking about myself dinkus.
Sina: @terry @cuqui fine….terry, i already have a girl lined up for you then. done. now get my three koreans
What’s in a name, anyway? October 14, 2009
Posted by Sina in : Main , 1 comment so farI don’t start until Monday, but I’m already in the system — which is actually a neat way to find out your new position title:
A better way to learn your new position title? Via Twitter (see #7).